My Cousin Vinny - [one of the hilarious dialogues, more will come later]

"Honey, is this pant looking good?"
"Imagine you are a deer... you get thirsty... you put your lips on the pure clear water... BANG!!! a ####ing bullet rips a part of your head... your brains lay on the ground as little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, would you give a ### to the kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"

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