"He asked me to remember ten rules when being with you... I have a good memory and I will try to recite them...
(1) Don't expect her to be more femanine
(2) Don't let her drink more than three glasses... Otherwise, she will beat someone
(3) If she hits you, act as though it hurts and if it really hurts, don's show that you are hurt
(4) If she says she will kill you, don't take it lightly... you will feel better...
(5) When going out to restaurants with her, try to order coffee instead of coke or juice
(6) On your 100th day together, get her a rose during her class time... she will like it a lot
(7) Be ready to go to prison sometimes
(8) If her feet hurt, exchange shoes with her
(9) Try to learn Fence and Squash
(10) Finally, she likes to write a lot... encourage her!"
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A Short Story
11 years ago